Why Dogs sniff butts

Before humans walked the earth, there were a pack of 24 dogs. They were in a trick shooting clan called Faze. They were in there gaming tree hut playing black ops 3 and dying light. Next to the tree hut there was a clan called Apex they were rivals. While they were playing they sore the Apex clan all lining up ready to fight. Before they went to go to war they knew their bums will get in the way. So they hung up their bums Now they're ready to fight. There were bullets flying everywhere they had chainsaws, guns and missiles. The Apex clan had a secret weapon it was a giant lobster. It’s name was # Dead Lobster but the Faze clan did not know. The secret weapon was reviled. It scared the Faze clan, they ran into the tree hut but the lobster cut down the tree so they grabbed any butt and ran away. So they sniff bottoms because they are trying to find their own. That's why dogs sniff bottoms.

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